the ultimate shredder

for more than 5 %$^@#@& hours i've been shredding 2 @#$%*&^ huge cabbages!!! yes i know i'm slow but my hands are meant to hold scalpels, not knives!

the result: hands sore, and my mind just can't stop thinking for the best n fastest way to end this thing. i need a shredder which works like a superhero!!

nah...i don't have it. or may be...i can use my hamster??? she has sharp teeth. she's a witch. she has a big appetite. don't believe me?

see that skull?? poor russian fellow.

or may be....i shall use this

owh...can't see bucktooth??? nevermind then :P

anyways, it's almost done, and i shall get back to work

yesh, i'm sticking to the traditional shredder.